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Hey, Dierk ! 'Sieh mal, träumen kannst du noch lang genug, wenn du tot bist' sagte das lila Männchen in deinem Traum und näherte sich mit einer riesigen Spinne, deren haarige Beine wild zappelten und nur noch Millimeter von deiner Haut entfernt waren ...

Charly

Have a gerbil wrapped in gaffa tape gently inserted in an uncomfortable place with a well greased pipe. Not only will it wake him, it will leave a hell of a mess around the place as well.

Barny Rubble
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? Alah... Apa payah, menjerit aje kat telinga dia..... Mesti bangun punya.... Setidak² pun... Ambil segelas air yg cukup sejuk dr Freezer... tuang kat muka dia... pasti terkezut giler!!!!!! Tak percaya.... CUBALAH HARI INI.....Hehehehe....

Shikin
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Remotely activate the sprinkler system via the net, so water sprays onto the monitor, creating a crackling sauna. Warm and toasty. Run dude. :)

Gordon
Homepage: Dull home page

Fly him to Hawaii, leave him lying under a palm on the beach with beautiful white sand, topless hula dancers all around him, put an ice-cold cocktail in his hand and see to that coconut falls from the tree hitting him right on the head!

Ivana

I'd pull my pants down, stick my ass crack in your face and just let it rip. Don't under estimate the power of BEANS!!

Sarah
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If I were to wake Mr. Dierk awake let's see I dont think I would wake him up right away. I'm sure he has some form of expensive accessories that I could "borrow". I would then put his hair up in little itty bitty pink hair barrettes and make up all over his face. Lets see, next I would slide a huge bra over his clothes and a blunt in his mouth. I shall use the camera that I am "borrowing" from him and take a snap shot of him. Now that I have his pic, I could blackmail him all I want to *evil laugh*

Shaggy
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Der Kölner Karnevalsprinz mit Jungfrau und Bauer laufen ein. Die Jungfrau küßt, der Prinz singt und der Bauer ärgert sich und macht Lärm. Nebenbei tanzt die komplette Prinzengarde ein wenig durch das Zimmer. Nicht zu vergessen ist die Kapelle, die auf dem Wagen spielt. Irgendeiner schmeißt noch Strüßche, Kamelle und andere unanständige Dinge.

Ingo
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tip a buket of steaming hot water over him wich is full of electric eals, baby sharks and lobsters
***LOL***

jak innes
Homepage: jaks pics

I would lean over his sexy body and nibble on his ear and the kiss his wonderful lips and, well I don't think I should go on.

Jennifer
Homepage: here

Einfach ein lecker lecker Bier unter die Nase halten...( und bloß nich übern Koppf schüüten )

Honk...ella

Ella
Homepage: Die 5 vom Apfelstern

Anybody comes in and screams into his ear.

Dominic
Homepage: Aqua

an alarm system with a burglar alaram that wakes Dierk up and forces him to have a party

kevo

Elektroschocks wirkten bei den meisten meiner opfer.... ;-)
aber das problem besteht darin, die richtige spannung zu finden :-)
naja .....BRUZZEL... oohh, wieder einer..

ThE MaStEr
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Email Dirk, informing him that 999 of his 1,000 animated cursors were copyright infringed and were being used for profit on 89 websites across the net and he was not getting credit. And the only one they didn't steal was an icon of Bill Clinton saying "I did not steal animated cursors from that man!"

Hollywood Songwriter
Homepage: HOLLYWOOD SONGWRITER'S HOMEPAGE: MULTIMEDIA HEAVEN

Have his web page and computer disaper. HAHAHA!

Grant T.
Homepage: Electronics Misc.

Da wir in einer Matrix leben, einfach das Bett mit einer Badewanne austauschen mit eiskaltem wasser

Jens

It's Easy!!!!!!!!
Take A Clock and Put The Alarm!!!!!
OR.......
Leave your TV on 24HOUR WHEN IS 6:00 WOOOMMMMMM!!!!!The TV
IS ON WITH SOUND!!!!!!!!!!
?????
Drink Much BEER AND WHEN IS 6:00AM or 7:00AM WOW!!!
FUIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
i don't Need Relate what is this is SucK!!!!!

I©eflu§H©
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Ganz einfach! Bewährt im harten Alltag als Pflegeheim-Zivi.
Nase zuhalten (Da die meisten alten Menschen schwerhörig sind, oder danach tot!)

Micha
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Wie wär's ...
mit einer netten, großen, äußerst lecker riechenden Pizza vor der Nase? Das müßte doch auch den verschlumpfsten Nachmittagsschläfer aus dem Schlummer reißen?! (Erfahrungswert - ich bin nämlich mit einem solchen zusammen.)
Falls das doch nix hilft: Wie wär's mit ein bißchen "Musik" von den Flippers - abgespielt im Nebenraum???
Wenn DAS nicht jeden normalen friedlichen Schläfer unter 50 dazu motiviert, sich schleunigst zum "Aus"-Schalter der Anlage oder was auch immer zu bewegen - dann ist wirklich Hopfen und Malz (BIER!!! auch eine Motivation...) völlig verloren.
Viel Spaß beim Ausprobieren!!! Conny

Conny
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Ich habe eine Methode, das er nicht mehr so schnell einschläft:
Ich würde Lo-Gi, seine Freundin, mit der er immer im Bett liebt(liegt?!) verstecken. Das hält ihn sicherlich ein paar Stu7nden/Tage/Wochen wach :~)

NIki

SIE HABEN IM LOTTO GEWONNEN !!!
april april !!

Floh
Homepage: Meine Chatfreunde

Is it possible to wake up the living dead???

Oliver
Homepage: The real world of Darkwave

I would turn off his computer. The silence would wake him up. When my dad would sleep in his recliner, he would always wake up the second we turned the television off.

Mystree
Homepage: Mystreezone

i would take a chainsaw and saw off the bottom post of your chair....falling into a position impossible to sleep in

Slim

Simultaneously attack Dierk's IP address with 65k packets filled to the bandwidth with illegal PPP characters. Maybe even pick out a few registered programs out of Dierk's hard drive(s). He'd wake up to the annoying "BEEP!!" of the internal speaker and the bright blue light... "Press any key to reboot" hehehehhehehehehehehe >:) I did that to a bully last year...boy did I get it at school hehehe

Hackah
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