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We dip Dierk's head in boiling acid and pull it out only to see a skull! Oh, you mean this ISN'T how to kill Dierk?

Johnny the Deformed Muppet
Homepage: Johnny's keen Zine

Just kick ya butt .
No sleeping on the job.
You just sleep in your bed.

Tony Montana
Homepage: -

Put some fresh tuna fish behind his ears and let all the neighborhood cats in!

PK
Homepage: HomePage

Get martians to come and invade his computer room and spew startrek style gunge all over him

SkaterDude

Warm oil massage.

MarBear
Homepage: -

I get on the phone with Wes Craven and have Freddy Krueger invade Dierk's dreams. I'll tell Freddy to make a giant animated hourglass chase Dierk around. Dierk will either wake up... or not. Freddy is getting old, you know.

Johnny the Deformed Muppet
Homepage: -

Leaning over you, I softly whisper in your ear, "Dierk, love... I need a hug"

Sando
Homepage: none

einfach mal schreien das sein computer abgestürtzt ist =)

Linda
Homepage: lach wenns dir passt

Psst...sweetheart?
Honey, there was a man at the door holding a big cardboard check. He said he was from a "clearinghouse?"... I sent him and those TV cameras away, though. You need your sleep baby. (kiss on cheek) Sleep tight, my love.

Sando
Homepage: none

Pepsi KONA! Coffee COLA! Double the CAFFIENE!!! Oh, Wait, they took that off the Market...

Johnny the Deformed Muppet
Homepage: -

As a Lioness (I am a Leo born in August} I would purr in your ear until you woke up :)

Shadow
Homepage: -

Put an octopus down his pants. Then, douse him in luke warm water.

Andrew

Have Madonna dressed in an "itsy-bitsy poka-bikini wake him up with a cup of fresh coffee and see which he goes for first.

John Harrelson
Homepage: -

wake him up by a U.S Marine Corp. drill instructor....

Rich Nance
Homepage: -

slowly pull your pants down and suck your dick till you wake with a hard on too big too be dreaming. Sorry to intrude!

Jake
Homepage: -

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Am besten gar nicht einschlafen,dann braucht Dich keiner zu Wecken.Deine HP ist einfach Klasse.
Gruß Karl

Karl Schmiedhuber

Plug an old extension cord into wall socket. Cut off female adaptor, seperate wires and attach freyed ends to:
1. His right ear lobe
2. His left testicle
Now someone flip that wall switch to on and lets see what fun we can have sending Morse code messages.

Shagger
Homepage: -

Dierk's room starts shaking. A blinding light comes streaming through his window. Can it be? Yes! Yes!

It's the 1:45 am train to ...to...uhh...where DID I put that atlas?

Brenda
Homepage: -

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