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Take an atomic bomb and drop it on his head !

OUCH!!!

Reece
Homepage: ???

Your Mother is calling you....

Scott
Homepage: amadmess

Shoot at dierk from across the room with a bb gun. While aiming for his twig & berries.

STRIKE
Homepage: none

 

Kick him where it hurts so he falls of the chair then whack him with the chair till he wakes up

Danny Kirkham
Homepage: Danny's Website

i'd take your body on a mystery tour *smiles*

liv
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Dierk hears his system power up...all of a sudden, a LOUD clunk! Then, some whizzing, and finally "click, click, click". Dierk jumps up..."$%@*"!! We all know what happened to poor Dierk. Moral of this story: Fall asleep in a flash, your system may crash.

Robin
Homepage: www.nope.com

put headphones on, i suggest Nirvana and the volume should be as high as it can go then just press play that should wake him up

Sarah
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Klarer Fall für Ausbilder Schmidt: "MORGEN IHR LUSCHEN !!!"

Geppi

The computer screams ... Order! Order! and spits out an order for 500,000 animated cursors.

Julie
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i would tell you so many lies that you would make yourself wake up so you could kill me. oh wait mother i'm just coming. ha ha ha ha

lloyd scott
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rip his arms out of the socket and beat him to death with them. that might do the trick. or use a vacume attachment in an immaginative way.

alex colvin
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Hey Alex, WAKE up Dierk, don't kill him ! ...
D.

ho to his house and put a bom in his house
...BOOM!!!...
heheheheh
permitly slllp

Cartman

Time to call in.... The Big Chicken!

Smiley
Homepage: None yet

Have Roseanne come over and sit on your face.

Jack Hammer
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Barb sneezes on Dierk,as she has a berry bad cold.

Barbara
Homepage: not that advanced but quickly learning

simple... hopefully your computer would overheat and BLOW!!! >:)

Queenie-OD
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light his hair on fire and watch the fun

afro joe
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