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No need to wake him up. He's just resting his eyes (:

Goober
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Place his head right next to 4 big church bells and then start ringing them, and watch him jump to the moon.

Maddog
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Dierk you are boring ! wake up and smell the roses or at least coffee!!!! Wanted to chat with you! :(~

Amy
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Get a rat to nibble on his tiny little willy!!! HA HA HA Sorry Dierk but it must be done!!! HA HA HA

matty

Have Ed McMann greet Dierk at the door with a check for $10,000,000.00!!!!  (and then slap him back into reality with a copy of his over-due phone bill.

Erik Wolf
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I would put is hand in a cup of warm water and let him wake up by weeing on himself.

Mike
Homepage: Michael's Place!

Sneak up on him and beat him senseless.

Evil
Homepage: Evil page

paper cut Dierk untill he finally wakes up. If he does not wake up he wil die a long and painful death.

Jake
Homepage: ???????

Sprachausgabe vom Online-Counter: Sie sind jetzt seit 24 Stunden online.
Vielen Dank, Ihre deutsche Telekom.

Tilo
Homepage: TilOk-Text

Virtual I/O goggles and a game of Quake...

Doc SmooTH
Homepage: Ask Doc SmooTH

Oh, Dierk, why would I want to wake you up at 3:00 am your time? I'm sure you need your sleep after all the work you put into your excellent home pages! But if I could wake you, I'd replace Claudia with myself in your dreams - after all, she is already taken.

Nadine the Beauty Queen
Homepage: NadinesCorner

Alien abduction - the house rattles, books fall to the floor the window opens and a brilliant light streams in, capturing Dierk and floating his body out and up, away in the UFO!

Cathryn Martin
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Fire
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Let a ferret loose in Dierk's trousers.

A hungry one.

Jim
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