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I personally would put a TUBA next to his ear and blow as hard as I could!!!!! Watch Dierk jump :) :)!!!!!

Jessica
Homepage: Microsoft

Stick a lighted candle near the smoke detector and watch Dierk wake with a start as he either scrambles out the door or franticly goes looking for a fire extinguisher

Risto E.
Homepage: -

shouting " Fire ! Fire !!"

Sirichai Sanguankaew
Homepage: Personal

*ZzZzzZZzZzzzZzZzZZZzZzzZ* huh? what was the question?
(after reading all of the ideas from the crazy people...i fell asleep too so i don't blame ya!)

Shanna
Homepage: Royal Frog Ass...don't ask.

Hmmm...Tell him that his computer has been eated by Kirby! that should wake it.

Titi
Homepage: -

I'd throw a nasty diaper on him, it's rude, but so was the format gag.

Geoff
Homepage: way outdated, sorry

hmm...first i would apply makeup all over your face (why not?!). then i would take the buttons of your keyboard and reverse them. finally i would call up your ip provider and tell them to go to hell, you don't need their services anymore...

Madam.nikly
Homepage: http://nobodyknows.cum

Dress as a gorilla and shake him until he wakes up!!! He will wake up scared to death that is. (haha?

Maddy
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Einfach rütteln und schütteln bis er aufwacht

Hightower
Homepage: DC Tschaka (DC=Dart Club)

I would grease your elbow so that your arm would keep slipping out from under your chin

Brant
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Use telekenisis methodes learned during stay in the great budist temples of Tibet to slip through the bariers of Dierks mind. Take on the form of ancient Chinese Dragon and run Dierk out of his sleepy state with burning fire on his heels.

Kane
Homepage: -

Put Dierk's hand in cold water to make him wet himself!

JEDI-HUNTER
Homepage: JediKnight Screenshot Mania!

Send Dierk a video of Monica Lewinski and Bill Clinton...no...that may put you into a deeper sleep... Show you a video of the US Soccer Team...no..too boring...
Ask Ted Turner to give you a job colorizing old movies!

Teresa Bullock
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